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Submitted by on Tuesday, 23 February 2016, 03:03 AM | True Story | Tagalog
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Them girls always ask about our shoe sizes. Bakit?

Kasi daw kayang malaman ang "size" natin dahil dun. At may nakapagsabi sakin na ang formula ay.., Shoe size/2 + 1 = Penis size.

ie - 8/2 = 4 + 1 = 5 inches

Sinubukan kong ipagtanggol ang sarili ko(size 7 lang ako, BTW). Sabi ko, hindi sya applicable sa lahat. Paano na si Shaquille o'Neal.., size 23 sya (23/2 = 11.5 + 1 = 12.5 inches, wtf!).
Then yung mga may polio(namimilosopo na lang ako kesa mapahiyang maliit, hehe).

Nakita ng isang girl friend ko ang paa ko. Ang cute daw, pangbabae, sabay sabing...., ANG LIIT, hihihi!(I know what that sarcastic tone means. Gr...


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